Random Thoughts …

February 10, 2010 waterswife

Random Thoughts for the Day:

1.    I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2.   Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3.   I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4.   There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5.   How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6.   Was learning cursive really necessary?

7.   Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my  neighborhood.

8.   Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9.   I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10.   Bad decisions make good stories.

11.   You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12.   Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?   I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13.   I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14.   “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this — ever.

15.   I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16.   I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17.   I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18.   My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?

19.   I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20.   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lights than Kay.

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9 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Amander&hellip  | 

    I keep many, many people’s phone numbers so I know when not to pick up! I made the mistake of deleting a few one time and it totally bit me in the butt!

    • 2. waterswife&hellip  | 

      LOL me too. Sometimes I change their first names to a mean name and then keep their last name the same so i still know who it is. LOL! that’s so bad!

  • 3. Amy&hellip  | 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw – i swear this is the way. My grandma taught me most of that (up to the tucking the elasticy corners into each other) but the rest of it is just AWESOME!

    I keep lots of people’s numbers in my phone still. I blame it on #10: Bad decisions make very good stories also known as my stint in online dating. Why a guy still feels the need to drunk dial me to see if I’ve broken up with my BF yet is beyond me. But it makes me glad I know who’s calling 🙂

    • 4. waterswife&hellip  | 

      Lol omg Ams!! That would take forever to fold it that way!! Lol but it makes more sense now! Lol

  • 5. Jen&hellip  | 

    I thought you were making these up, until I got to the one with the 4-year-old son calling you “Dad.” Now I’m pretty sure you stole it.

    • 6. waterswife&hellip  | 

      Lol I never said I wrote these. I thought everyone would have gotten this email by now. Lol. I wish I was this creative!

  • 7. Paige&hellip  | 

    I love the phone one. So funny!

  • 8. Etta&hellip  | 

    Folding fitted sheets is actually quite easy once you learn how. I had to learn for my CNA class. I casually mentioned that I didn’t know how and the teacher taught us. I now noticed in the linen closets at work if it’s not done well or right. :0)

  • 9. Adriana&hellip  | 

    LMAO! I wondered what happened to you!

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