Generic Political Blog Title

October 23, 2008 waterswife

Please use this as a template for all blog posts regarding the 2008 Presidential race:

Angry intro.

Half truth. Personal opinion. ANGRY SENTENCE! Half truth. Rhetorical question. Lie. Biased statistic. Pointless sentence. Patriotism! War! 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11!! Gas prices. Generic “Blame it on Bush” statement. State the obvious problems with our current persons in power. Bias. ANOTHER ANGRY SENTENCE! Cheap shot at a friend who posted something prior. Misquoted information. More irrelevant personal opinion. Closing sentence.

Close-minded, ignorant rant. Quote taken out of context. Half truth. Finger pointing. Scapegoat. Blame. Blame. Blame. A THIRD ANGRY SENTENCE! Bias. Donkey this, elephant that!! Useless filler sentence that states the obvious. Incorrect statistic. Lie. Biased personal opinion. “Vote for the donkey/elephant or you’re a dang Nazi!” sentence.

Lame attempt at making an intelligent closing statement.

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